ignorance is fucking bliss muahahhahah! so yes it's five and i think the sugar is wearing off. just some things that i found on the web while having nothing else to do:
why do they say new and improved? it's not really new if it's just been improved, eh?
slow down. slow up. they mean the same thing.
why is transporting something by car a shipment, and by boat, cargo?
how do you get seedless watermelons?
your nose runs, your feet smells.
why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?
what happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?
(and my favourite) if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
me is try sleep now
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