Thursday, January 8, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
READ THIS BITCHES
WHO WANTS TO GO TO ESPLANADE ON FRIDAY AT 7.30P.M FOR SOME MOOSIK? (you know i think i already have some other plans on friday but sadly i can't remember so since i can't remember what plans i've already made im gonna take it as i have no plans ^^Y)
GOLD DIGGAA!
i think im really bad at collecting debts :/ "oh no, don't worry take your time, im happy as long as the money comes back to me" is not a very good thing to say all the time HAHA. what to do.. what to do..
right now, saying "last year" still doesn't feel very last year to me. i find it farking annoying at how some can catch it so fast.
you: "remember LAST YEAR when we did this and that and blah blah blah blah it was damn funny!"
me: "what last year, recently only what! (pauses) oh yeah it's january now ._." totally fucked up i swear.
after looking at the ong bak 2 trailer/movie poster, i propose the movie be renamed Kung Fu Tarzan of Thailand/Jungle Man: Master of Elephant Martial Arts cos he fucking looks like a caveman from 6325483626357 years ago i swear. of course, i wouldn't want him to read this i'd get thrashed :X HAHA
hey not bad this is like a 3-in-1 post hahahhaha ciaooooo
right now, saying "last year" still doesn't feel very last year to me. i find it farking annoying at how some can catch it so fast.
you: "remember LAST YEAR when we did this and that and blah blah blah blah it was damn funny!"
me: "what last year, recently only what! (pauses) oh yeah it's january now ._." totally fucked up i swear.
after looking at the ong bak 2 trailer/movie poster, i propose the movie be renamed Kung Fu Tarzan of Thailand/Jungle Man: Master of Elephant Martial Arts cos he fucking looks like a caveman from 6325483626357 years ago i swear. of course, i wouldn't want him to read this i'd get thrashed :X HAHA
hey not bad this is like a 3-in-1 post hahahhaha ciaooooo
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
a good read
gaah, i don't have the camera anymore, gareth needs it back as his photography module is gonna start soon :( which got me thinking- maybe i should get one for myself as a birthday present or something hehe, and maybe push back me getting peanut butter (lets just call it peanut butter) for a few months :/ hmmm.....
the reason im not going out till later is because i told myself i'd start on my projects cos i haven't touched on any but the way i see things going....NAAAHHHHHH. okay at least i've done something now.
day six, and im not doing so good.
the reason im not going out till later is because i told myself i'd start on my projects cos i haven't touched on any but the way i see things going....
day six, and im not doing so good.
Monday, January 5, 2009
welcome to my play-doh fortress
what would happen on..
A SUPER POWERPACK AWESOME SALIVATING MONDAY (a.k.a S.P.A.S.M):
7:45 a.m - wake up, brush my teeth, bathe, right contact, left contact (yes, i have a sequence), change, probably have something to eat if im lucky.
8:30 a.m - leave the house for school.
8:40 a.m - while waiting at the bus stop, a black SUV drives past and stops at where im standing. two men (large built) come out, place a bag over me and throw me into the boot.
9:15 a.m - im hoisted out of the car. the bag comes off and i see myself in a huge hangar. im told i'll be taken to the U.S (it always has to be the U.S).
9:55 a.m - i flirt with the two (very hot ^^) stewardess on the plane hehe. the marines on board don't look too pleased.
11:45 a.m - after a two and a half hour flight (is this even possible?), i arrive in the U.S at a military airfield and they take me to a secret underground military headquarters in god knows where.
12:23 p.m - some CIA big shot briefs me on some top secret mission where there's lots & lots & lots of espionage, shooting, explosions, high speed chases, leaping off the top of buildings, sky diving, etc, and i have to save a damsel in distress.
1:47 p.m - i arrive in some war-torn country and do lots & lots & lots of espionage, shooting, explosions, high speed chases, leaping off the top of buildings, sky diving, etc. i save a damsel in distress. she THANKS me hehehe ^^ (NOICE!)
8:23 p.m - i reach home just in time for dinner.
A MONDAY:
7:45 a.m - wake up, brush my teeth, bathe, right contact, left contact, change, probably have something to eat if im lucky.
8:30 a.m - leave the house for school.
8:45 a.m - jostle with other bus commuters to get on bus 8. i wish i could put bags over their heads, spin them around a few hundred times to they don't know where they're going for the next eight minutes.
8:53 a.m - the only thing i can flirt with right now is the silver pole right in front of me with a red 'STOP' button because the bus is fucking ass crowded.
9:08 a.m - i walk into LT 17 and suriya bitches about me being late.
10:58 a.m - Macroecons tutorial. usually finishes early.
12:40 p.m - i have lunch with the tea drinkers (includes bubble tea).
2:03 p.m - lecture in LT 23 with marketing big shot (nice guy btw). i do lots & lots & lots of stoning and sleeping (especially in the past few weeks i dunno why). usually finishes early too.
3:47 p.m - i leave LT 23. if im lucky i get to say hi to a damsel in not much distress (maybe the wind is blowing a little too hard and it's messing up her hair).
4:35 p.m - OB tutorial. my classmates are frikkin noisy. im falling asleep. all she talks about is mindmaps, mindmaps, and more mindmaps.
6:13 p.m - now im either on my way to whoever knows where for dinner with some peeps or im going home.
8:23 p.m - highest point of the day. i remember i have no school tomorrow (NOICE!).
7:45 a.m - wake up, brush my teeth, bathe, right contact, left contact (yes, i have a sequence), change, probably have something to eat if im lucky.
8:30 a.m - leave the house for school.
8:40 a.m - while waiting at the bus stop, a black SUV drives past and stops at where im standing. two men (large built) come out, place a bag over me and throw me into the boot.
9:15 a.m - im hoisted out of the car. the bag comes off and i see myself in a huge hangar. im told i'll be taken to the U.S (it always has to be the U.S).
9:55 a.m - i flirt with the two (very hot ^^) stewardess on the plane hehe. the marines on board don't look too pleased.
11:45 a.m - after a two and a half hour flight (is this even possible?), i arrive in the U.S at a military airfield and they take me to a secret underground military headquarters in god knows where.
12:23 p.m - some CIA big shot briefs me on some top secret mission where there's lots & lots & lots of espionage, shooting, explosions, high speed chases, leaping off the top of buildings, sky diving, etc, and i have to save a damsel in distress.
1:47 p.m - i arrive in some war-torn country and do lots & lots & lots of espionage, shooting, explosions, high speed chases, leaping off the top of buildings, sky diving, etc. i save a damsel in distress. she THANKS me hehehe ^^ (NOICE!)
8:23 p.m - i reach home just in time for dinner.
A MONDAY:
7:45 a.m - wake up, brush my teeth, bathe, right contact, left contact, change, probably have something to eat if im lucky.
8:30 a.m - leave the house for school.
8:45 a.m - jostle with other bus commuters to get on bus 8. i wish i could put bags over their heads, spin them around a few hundred times to they don't know where they're going for the next eight minutes.
8:53 a.m - the only thing i can flirt with right now is the silver pole right in front of me with a red 'STOP' button because the bus is fucking ass crowded.
9:08 a.m - i walk into LT 17 and suriya bitches about me being late.
10:58 a.m - Macroecons tutorial. usually finishes early.
12:40 p.m - i have lunch with the tea drinkers (includes bubble tea).
2:03 p.m - lecture in LT 23 with marketing big shot (nice guy btw). i do lots & lots & lots of stoning and sleeping (especially in the past few weeks i dunno why). usually finishes early too.
3:47 p.m - i leave LT 23. if im lucky i get to say hi to a damsel in not much distress (maybe the wind is blowing a little too hard and it's messing up her hair).
4:35 p.m - OB tutorial. my classmates are frikkin noisy. im falling asleep. all she talks about is mindmaps, mindmaps, and more mindmaps.
6:13 p.m - now im either on my way to whoever knows where for dinner with some peeps or im going home.
8:23 p.m - highest point of the day. i remember i have no school tomorrow (NOICE!).
i've asked, and the magic 8 ball says that i can count on a S.P.A.S.M to happen, so im keeping my hopes up :) TEEHEE
p.s i've added music to the blog cos i like the song hehehehehehe
p.s i've added music to the blog cos i like the song hehehehehehe
Sunday, January 4, 2009
prioritize
just realised how difficult it is to accommodate to so many different groups of people with such limited time in a week. bros, posies, rat pack, rinku, family, other bros, the TEA drinkers.. fugggg. i propose more hours in a day, more days in a week, more weeks in a month, and so forth. bad stomach ache + church in an hour bye
sincerity
the sun peeks over the horizon and he jolts up from his slumber. as he gets up the bright yellow rays of sunlight hits him in the face, and he curses under his breath as he squints to look around his room. turning his head at an angle, he hears music coming from an unknown source on the other side of the door. it's eeire, yet soothing, like a lone violin being drawn to produce a depressing tune. slowly, he kicks his blanket off his legs, and lazily pushes himself to the edge of his bed. sitting upright, he feels waves of discomfort resonate through his temples, with only the one too many drinks he had from the night before to blame, and he curses again, contemplating on just lying in bed for the rest of the day. but the music draws him away from the thought of sleep, and as he'd come to regret, he slowly rose to his feet, the sound being the only thing that occupied his mind. walking to his door he twists the door knob, and it opens without a sound. poking his head out the gap he made, he saw a lone male figure, sitting with his back facing him at his very spartan dining table. still, the scene he took in gave him no clue as to where the music was coming from, because the man sitting at his dining table was perfectly still. suddenly, the man slowly begins to turn, as if he'd eyes at the back of his head, and what he saw next has haunted him for the rest of his life. to his utter disbelief...
IT WAS HIS FRIEND PETER! AND PETER CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HIM SAYING: I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME IN MY BOXERSSSSSSSS!! (HAHAHHAA)
omg fucking waste of time i swear. didn't actually have such an ending in mind but it was bloody six in the morning and i couldn't sleep :/ right now, i'll either stay awake and go to church at 9 plus or get enough rest and go for evening mass (i hope there's evening mass otherwise i'll get fucked again). see how it goessss laaaaahhhhhhh ciaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
p.s im very sorry dolyce, very very VERY bad joke please forgive me donch be angry :/
p.p.s i just realized how fucking long my post is waste so much time siaaaaaaaaa z
IT WAS HIS FRIEND PETER! AND PETER CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HIM SAYING: I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME IN MY BOXERSSSSSSSS!! (HAHAHHAA)
omg fucking waste of time i swear. didn't actually have such an ending in mind but it was bloody six in the morning and i couldn't sleep :/ right now, i'll either stay awake and go to church at 9 plus or get enough rest and go for evening mass (i hope there's evening mass otherwise i'll get fucked again). see how it goessss laaaaahhhhhhh ciaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
p.s im very sorry dolyce, very very VERY bad joke please forgive me donch be angry :/
p.p.s i just realized how fucking long my post is waste so much time siaaaaaaaaa z
Friday, January 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Diamonds aren't forever
this is prolly the most i've blogged since forever. daily posts? that is so three/four years ago haha.
the 26th: went over to hutt's place to bake haresh's cake. decided to bake extra mini cakes with rather, ehm... exotic flavours like tabasco, wasabi, lemon paste, maggi seasoning, coke, pepper, a lot of salt, CHIN CHA LOK which should never be added into cakes, or anything for that matter, and a shitload of various herbs and spices MUAHAHA.
the 27th:

of course, im the only one who can come up with such bullshit such as since you're 17 already you have to blow on my flour-filled hand 17 times and he, the only one smart enough to believe all the bullshit i come up with. but im sure he was just being sporting since it was his birthday :)

and a shower of whipped cream and chocolate syrup ensued.

the decorate-e & the decorate-rs
and after he gave us that cheeky grin on his face, we were chased with our own ammo. lesson learnt: never leave your weapons lying around HAHA. (i kinda helped by actually TELLING him to chase us otherwise he'd just sit there licking himself i swear)
so happy (belated) birthdays to haresh and YQ (he had to be extra and cut both cakes so he could feel special i kid). we had a very hard time eating the shitcakes (that's what we called them) we made the previous day, FUCKING HORRIBLE I SWEAR.
right after it was the outing with rinku but im too lazy to go on any longer mainly cos it would mean more pictures (blogger is shit) and there's school tomorrow (why can't it start next week) so i'll just put up a group picture hehe.
RINKU OEI!
and now i just remembered that i actually wanted to blog for a whole different reason -_- TALK ABOUT DIGRESSING EH? (insert vulgarity here)
the 26th: went over to hutt's place to bake haresh's cake. decided to bake extra mini cakes with rather, ehm... exotic flavours like tabasco, wasabi, lemon paste, maggi seasoning, coke, pepper, a lot of salt, CHIN CHA LOK which should never be added into cakes, or anything for that matter, and a shitload of various herbs and spices MUAHAHA.
the 27th:
of course, im the only one who can come up with such bullshit such as since you're 17 already you have to blow on my flour-filled hand 17 times and he, the only one smart enough to believe all the bullshit i come up with. but im sure he was just being sporting since it was his birthday :)
and a shower of whipped cream and chocolate syrup ensued.
the decorate-e & the decorate-rs
right after it was the outing with rinku but im too lazy to go on any longer mainly cos it would mean more pictures (blogger is shit) and there's school tomorrow (why can't it start next week) so i'll just put up a group picture hehe.
and now i just remembered that i actually wanted to blog for a whole different reason -_- TALK ABOUT DIGRESSING EH? (insert vulgarity here)
Sunday, December 28, 2008
no need for instructions, i've read about you on the back of toilet doors
BMTH IS TEH PWNZoRXXZZZZZZ MY AH IS TWICE AS BIG NOW HAHHAHAA
Saturday, December 27, 2008
the christmas bug
rainy days and too many late nights have clogged up my nose with warm, yellow, sometimes bubbly sludge which sometimes oozes down to my upper lip if left unattended. yet, i choose to look on the bright side cos at times.. I CAN MAKE HUGE BUBBLES! HAHA
not much has been happening these days (except for stuff that i CAN'T disclose HEHE) but i can add the fact that i've listened to Sinatra's christmas album 20 successive times yeah i kid you not it's still as awesome as ever (or maybe it'll last another 10 rounds or so). and im still racking what's left of my brains for an awesome new year's party. WHAT WOULD MACGYVER DO?! :D
geez-weez it's late (in my sick standards). goodnight
not much has been happening these days (except for stuff that i CAN'T disclose HEHE) but i can add the fact that i've listened to Sinatra's christmas album 20 successive times yeah i kid you not it's still as awesome as ever (or maybe it'll last another 10 rounds or so). and im still racking what's left of my brains for an awesome new year's party. WHAT WOULD MACGYVER DO?! :D
geez-weez it's late (in my sick standards). goodnight
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
her stupid little things
i sound like a broken gramophone. not just the 'dropped-and-broken' broken or the 'too-old-to-continue-working' broken, but the 'dropped-then-stomped-on-then-smashed-to-bits-with-a-baseball-bat-then-ran-over-with-a-bulldozer-then-thrown-into-a-furnace' broken, muahaha.
shit happens..
shit happens..
Thursday, December 11, 2008
heebee-geebees
wrestling- a good way for grown adult men to touch, grapple and grope each other in front of thousands of people (who are enjoying it btw) and makes them seem big, mean and macho all at the same time.
just what i felt was thought of the day, muahaha
just what i felt was thought of the day, muahaha
Friday, December 5, 2008
what's her name again?
two words: insufficeint sleep. but by choice really; all just to get back at a particular group of people who have been, well.. let's just say siphoning off moolahs from me poor, close-to-empty wallet, haha. few would know, few would know.
the word "bro" is just so damn over-rated sometimes. definitely NOT for the egocentristic. annnnnnnnd im stuck here haha k bye
exams? what exams?
the word "bro" is just so damn over-rated sometimes. definitely NOT for the egocentristic. annnnnnnnd im stuck here haha k bye
exams? what exams?
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
barbeque with the bimbos
this is NOT chicken wings! (when it obviously is), can you just help me cook ONE satay? (and they complain food was served too slow), oh ya we need to put butter, you smart! (duh, otherwise how are you gonna barbeque?), 5+1+1=6! (GENIUS!)
i feel smart already, HAHAHAHAHA
i feel smart already, HAHAHAHAHA
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