when the cow goes ROAR...

no more unhealthy stuff for me

me hearts katy perry many many HAHA

Diamonds aren't forever

this is prolly the most i've blogged since forever. daily posts? that is so three/four years ago haha.

the 26th: went over to hutt's place to bake haresh's cake. decided to bake extra mini cakes with rather, ehm... exotic flavours like tabasco, wasabi, lemon paste, maggi seasoning, coke, pepper, a lot of salt, CHIN CHA LOK which should never be added into cakes, or anything for that matter, and a shitload of various herbs and spices MUAHAHA.

the 27th:


of course, im the only one who can come up with such bullshit such as since you're 17 already you have to blow on my flour-filled hand 17 times and he, the only one smart enough to believe all the bullshit i come up with. but im sure he was just being sporting since it was his birthday :)


and a shower of whipped cream and chocolate syrup ensued.



the decorate-e & the decorate-rs

and after he gave us that cheeky grin on his face, we were chased with our own ammo. lesson learnt: never leave your weapons lying around HAHA. (i kinda helped by actually TELLING him to chase us otherwise he'd just sit there licking himself i swear)

so happy (belated) birthdays to haresh and YQ (he had to be extra and cut both cakes so he could feel special i kid). we had a very hard time eating the shitcakes (that's what we called them) we made the previous day, FUCKING HORRIBLE I SWEAR.

right after it was the outing with rinku but im too lazy to go on any longer mainly cos it would mean more pictures (blogger is shit) and there's school tomorrow (why can't it start next week) so i'll just put up a group picture hehe.

RINKU OEI!

and now i just remembered that i actually wanted to blog for a whole different reason -_- TALK ABOUT DIGRESSING EH? (insert vulgarity here)

OH MAI GAWD

i just found out i have a project to pass up TO-FUCKING-MORROW -_-

no need for instructions, i've read about you on the back of toilet doors

BMTH IS TEH PWNZoRXXZZZZZZ MY AH IS TWICE AS BIG NOW HAHHAHAA

the christmas bug

rainy days and too many late nights have clogged up my nose with warm, yellow, sometimes bubbly sludge which sometimes oozes down to my upper lip if left unattended. yet, i choose to look on the bright side cos at times.. I CAN MAKE HUGE BUBBLES! HAHA

not much has been happening these days (except for stuff that i CAN'T disclose HEHE) but i can add the fact that i've listened to Sinatra's christmas album 20 successive times yeah i kid you not it's still as awesome as ever (or maybe it'll last another 10 rounds or so). and im still racking what's left of my brains for an awesome new year's party. WHAT WOULD MACGYVER DO?! :D

geez-weez it's late (in my sick standards). goodnight

tis the season to be naughty :B

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

DANCEBRENDONDANCE

MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHA

her stupid little things

i sound like a broken gramophone. not just the 'dropped-and-broken' broken or the 'too-old-to-continue-working' broken, but the 'dropped-then-stomped-on-then-smashed-to-bits-with-a-baseball-bat-then-ran-over-with-a-bulldozer-then-thrown-into-a-furnace' broken, muahaha.

shit happens..

heebee-geebees

wrestling- a good way for grown adult men to touch, grapple and grope each other in front of thousands of people (who are enjoying it btw) and makes them seem big, mean and macho all at the same time.

just what i felt was thought of the day, muahaha

what's her name again?

two words: insufficeint sleep. but by choice really; all just to get back at a particular group of people who have been, well.. let's just say siphoning off moolahs from me poor, close-to-empty wallet, haha. few would know, few would know.

the word "bro" is just so damn over-rated sometimes. definitely NOT for the egocentristic. annnnnnnnd im stuck here haha k bye

exams? what exams?

barbeque with the bimbos

this is NOT chicken wings! (when it obviously is), can you just help me cook ONE satay? (and they complain food was served too slow), oh ya we need to put butter, you smart! (duh, otherwise how are you gonna barbeque?), 5+1+1=6! (GENIUS!)

i feel smart already, HAHAHAHAHA

Quaker

sometime you just need to get things off your chest; like a hot, lacy red brassiere that's keeping your eyes (or hands, if you'd prefer) away from the best boobies you'll ever see on planet Earth HAHAHA :D

and that's as far as my imagination takes me, sadly.

TASTY CHAOS

billion ka-zillion thanks to uncle soh and ryan (i think) for the whole ToC experience and making it a fucking night to remember :D as expected AILD was awesomely orgasmic, and the SoTY set was pretty amazing as well. now everywhere i go i feel like there a flocks of birds chirping right beside my ears stupid ringing grrr. too bad i didn't get the shit they threw off stage but guess what, I GOT AUTOGRAPHS HAHA :B

days that make you go "double-you, tee, eff".

cross your fingers, eat a four-leaf clover, and shove a horse shoe up your ass.
next, wear seven acorns around your neck and you'll be fine.

no more AILD :(

blue morning

completely trashed from sunday. abrasions and bruises everywhere, but then it was somewhat the best thing that happened in awhile. almost anyway, hehehe :) magaritas, AK-47, long island ice tea, flaming lamborghini, beers, rum. in that order, btw muahahahah. please, just call me Ironhead, HAHA :B

as life goes on, im starting to learn more and more about responsibility. and i realised that everything i do was affecting the people around me. so i want to take this time out to apologise for the things that i've done, for things that haven't occured yet, for things they don't want to take responsibility for.

tranny attack!

Halloween '08- a day to forget. seriously.

Rock/Powerpop/Alternative or Post Hardcore/Rock/Screamo?

tourniquet

ba da bing wita pipe, how's it hangin' homes
peek-a-boo, you saw it too, now you have to eat this tube of glue
today, im a terrorist, or at least i hope to be, and my name shall be Awana Fuqya HAHA :D

apparently that's all im thinking about today.

Axsntron

Taste of Chaos, here i comezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Akeldema

very slow moving weekend indeed. main reason probably being the fact that the days are extra long due to lesser sleep with my chief a.k.a my mom not being around hehe, meaning more freedom and this and that.

funny story.. hmm, wait, i can't remember.

Deux

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

french = difficult. cereally the toughest thing in this sem so far, what more it does not even aid me acadamically ._. nevertheless, I WILL PAWN FRENCH!

Tu es belle- how's that for a pick up line HAHA

death cab for cutie

on the back of a motorbike, with your arms outstretched trying to take flight

yes, school is what is up. lazy after doing layout bye.

cougar cakes

im back!

well, soon anyway. expect changes, teehee :B

what's it feel like to be a ghost

neeeeeeeeehhhhhhh

the day i walked miles

ego? habit? desire? love?

beats me, honestly. 26 hours and i still haven't had a wink. woo, goodnight

beyond this door

today, the lyrics of a song reignited this spark in me, making me feel like less of a trampled-over, shit covered twit and more of a....... more of aa.... ehmm........... (MOVING ON, HEH) and even though, no matter how hard i HAVE been trying to remember the bloody title, that feeling, will never be forgotten.

we've reached the shoreline, what next, capt'en?

far more

i don't like PoM >:(

don't be sad that it ended, but be happy that it happened

and if i've learned anything from this..

about to hit day three and I don't think im stopping, the rush is just too good to let go. letting thoughts fill my mind just as it kicks in, one word describes it all- unimaginable
and here's a little something just as im about to go; don't wait up, though I know, since then, you never will. all that I can take comfort in is that in just a few moments, nothing in this world would matter, and right now, that's what I need.

last night, i went to the U.K.

so contagious

sucks how people can just phase out from your life like how winds come and go. especially the ones you'd tell yourself you'd want to treasure all your life, the ones that you want to keep closest to you. not a very smart analogy but i'll just keep it the way it is.

could this be out of line?

take my hand

to make it sound the best that i can, i shall not say anything, at all.

round & round

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
hmmm....

im really torn between eating this pack of really nice fried onion ring things i found the other day in the food cabinet, or just leave it there for tomorrow, and risk it being eaten by someone else.

three weeks, and look at you.

brace yourselves

it's gonna be epic...

i like your eyes wide

cockroach on hand. state of shock. can't think. gaaaaaaahhhhhhxzzxzzzzkkkttzzccxxzz!!

four days and there's no hint of improvement. i need sleep. badly.
p.s. will be somewhat 'inactive' for an indefinite number of days. in other words- HIATUS

then i'll write letters on white paper expressing, my deep disappointment.

!!

i have been found! wahahahaaaa.

where is my rubber band?!

he says he's got nothing left to live for.

you're already one foot out the door

with each passing day, this puny bit of resentment and hate grows bigger and bigger. i do not like it. not one bit. but hell, what the fuck am i supposed to do?

this doesn't have to end in tragedy

Same Shit, Different Day.

xzcvnbmx!

a little bird told me in my sleep that i should just give it more time, and everything will be fine. i said 'okay little bird', took out a gun, and shot that little pest down :D mua-ha-ha-haaa!

breda

funny how some people can have the best things in the world that they can ever have and yet, as if blinded, they throw it all away.

sirens

i actually intended to type that thing people say when there's a funeral, that thing about perpetual light and everything, mainly cos many people seem to be passing away and all. i shall just leave with this: people need to stop dumping things in my room.

goodbye blues

Ignorance is bliss. Amen.

jujubee

i need to do something about my hair.


fucking orgasmic lah i swear

choose your fate

definitely not this.

you your you're

sometimes is just doesn't make a difference no matter how hard you try; you work hard at something, even till it hurts. you sweat, you bleed, tears are shed, but it all just amounts to nothing. some things just can't be paid with sweat, blood, and tears. i guess that's the fucked up part.

summer wind

help me please, i beg of you, help me please.

it's make or break baby.

this is starting to get to me..

just nine posts and im thinking of stopping already, whoa. we're into the second week of hols and everything just feels the same, pretty mundane, cept for the fact the the first week was preeetay... miserable, i must say. won't go much into detail, but i guess 'stuck at home' pretty much sums up everything and, gives up everything as well, making the whole 'won't go much into detail' rather meaningless. at least things were done to spice things up a little, hehehe, okay shh.

the evil jelly things in Pac-Man should NOT be allowed to revive at all.

frugal kougar

TESTS BE GONE! :D

from today onwards, no more 'fishing' for me :D goooo healthy lifestyle!
fucking sarg cheated in the slap bet we had today. RETRIBUTION SARG, RETRIBUTION!
goodnight :)

no pets allowed

Bryan the fucking chee bye made me semi-puke today, no thanks to my only very slight gullibility and something which i should not mention here 'just in case'. you'll never know who's reading, eh? and i guess that's the sad thing about this; that i can't really say things i want to say here, lest i step on the toes of, well, people im at close proximity with, or something like that, heh (lost all creative juices here).

STUDY MODE: ON!

sound of reason

SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY!

Destroy the Runner

fucking Excel test tomorrow. im gonna be slaughtered. no textbook no nothing, im just gonna smoke my way through. wooohoooooo.

you can probably guess the number of procrastinators in TP. submission deadline for assignments: 11:55pm. it's 11:40, and just getting on to the website takes 20 years. my guess: servers are probably close to filled. procrastinors... just like me :P

legendary

awesome or awesome? :)

out through the curtain

it's gonna be a looong night.

this HTML thing is killing me

WHATTT UPP! now as you can see i've finally started blogging again, kinda hit a dry spell a few months back. please forgive me for the (very) crappy layout, i've lost whatever touch i had at the whole HTML thing. the ones provide by blogger were just too.. *euugh* for my liking. very "standardized", so to speak.

so im feeling pretty hungover, not from a night of drinking booze, but from a night of NOT sleeping, and playing mahjong instead. and with the lack of shut eye, crazy things ensued, such as the pranking of a very sad and unfortunate taxi driver. talk about the cheapest of cheap thrills eh? besides all that, i still have tons of food, mixed up with vinegar, soy sauce, and condiments of all sorts floating around inside of me, all from a very, very, ginormously huge dinner.

i need to stop drinking for a month; my liver's gonna die out on me. have i mentioned how going to school doesn't feel like going to school at all? :)